I was drunk and left the pumpkin out too long
now there's something inside thumping out a song
and strange clumps of fronds are growing all along
the top, pumping out a funk so strong
some local punks sprung some and packed a bong
stunk it up with a blunt and passed out on my lawn!
I should really chunk and dump this demon pumpkin
but when I get close there's a deep dark grumbling'
it says "I know you think it's dumb, me on your porch bumming,
but come closer and it's the end, I am not fuckin' bluffing."
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