Complicated Reality

I picked it in a forest in the Northern Frozen Woods

deep inside a twisted maze where there wasn't much good.

There was a Druidic Necromancer. We had a little bout.

I beheld this pretty botany and warped my butt out.

The flower has the power to grant teleportation

the only rule is I don't get to pick the destination.

I always end up somewhere I have never been before

and if I don't like where I am, I just pinch the flower more.

I've been to the tops of mountains and swiped some climber's flags.

I've been inside of treasure vaults wishing I had brought some bags.

One time I almost wound up getting crushed to mush and ground up

when I popped up in a mudslide and promptly almost drowned, but

I'm quick to tickle petals and find another place to be.

It's hard to stick around, when I'm gone too easily.